What a relief! I haven't been this excited for a cancellation since Flash Forward!

You're mom pretended to be controlled by the angry spirit of her recently deceased father just to fuck with her kids? That's messed up.

Let's just pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the mid nineties YOU SELFISH JADED ASS!

I don't see why he decided to give Marla Singer earrings when it specifically says right in the quoted text "no earrings". And I always thought Daisy Buchanan would be hotter than that.

I loved Metropolitan, but thought Barcelona was pretty mediocre.

Finally saw the end of Wolverine: The Early Years or whatever it's called. Not worth staying up until midnight on a Sunday. Watched the original Peter Pan with my kids, who absolutely loved it. Haven't seen the Lorax, but willing to wager Peter Pan >> The Lorax.  With all the good comments, might have to see Secret…

No kidding, Lorax didn't look terrible, but $70 million???  Looks like Lorax II: Rise of the Trees - coming this summer!

Until this moment I honestly thought that was Katy Perry singing "Domino".

I just went to that for the first time like two weeks ago and I spent the whole movie thinking of porn applications. Like when that little bug sprays "acid" at everyone all I could think was "this would be so cool if we were all getting jizzed on!"

Crap, a C+? I was hoping for something new for my kids' ongoing leftist indoctrination. Oh well, another month at the Tri-State Wall-E™ Re-Education Center for them!

Please, please, c'mon, give Mind of Mencia the novelization it deserves.

It's just on ALL THE TIME now. There have been like 3 weeks in the last 5 years without some version of Top Chef. I just don't have time to care about it.

Derp.

22 Jump Street?

Apologies @avclub-f2e01c29e33e5b99af2a0e11a9970f73:disqus . Obviously I love Community, and here's why you should too. 
Seriously though, Dawes!

Speaking of shoehorning in a meme: Dawes!

Don't forget a gay!

Finally someone says what we're all thinking. Huzzah!

Why is her face shaped like that? It looks like that picture was taken in a funhouse mirror.

Exactly. Modern Warfare is the one that made me really sit up and take notice. Stick with it - gets better and better (and way more surreal) after that one. I turned on the Oscars long enough to get one look at Billy Crystal's dessicated exoskeleton, said fuck it, and watched two goddamn episodes of The Bachelor. I…