I saw it in the theater with my parents when I was maybe 12. I think they were horrified, but man, the guy getting dissolved alive by toxic waste was about the awesomest thing I'd ever seen. And Murphy getting blown apart by shotguns is still pretty brutal.

Fuck this, I've got the Bachelor on DVR.

Fine, Alison Brie is extra hot and all, but Gabrielle Union takes it up to a whole other level of superhuman unapproachable beauty. She would likely care about my crush as much as I would if I discovered a beetle that was desperately in love with me. Not that I would deserve it, but I suppose it could happen.

C'mon. What's Dwayne Wade have that I don't? I mean besides all those things.

Remember when she was in Flash Forward? I watched every single episode of that shitty, shitty show just for her. And yet, she still won't return my calls. 

I wish I could like this comment a thousand times.

Maybe he's just a mini-me sized Andre 3000 and those boobs are a completely normal distance apart. It's all about perspective, yo.

Hop on Pop, presented to you by NAMBLA.

So let's get to the point: will this movie make my wife want to try a threesome?

The future is now:
http://tvmiller.com/static…. post a review as soon as I'm finished.

The Nick Berg video gave me nightmares for months. But then about the same time I saw a similar video of an execution by throat-slitting, which is supposed to be a relatively humane method if done right, except they used something like a steak knife and had to saw and saw and saw and eventually he vomited out of his…

My whole brain is crying!

Man, there was a time in my life I would have thought this was a good idea.

Kudos to you. I don't think I did anything when I was 14 other than masturbate.

Ooh, never had that Sierra Rye - intrigued.

There is literally nothing in the world that is not better with two beers in you.

The banana is truly the atheist's nightmare:  
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I would abandon my wife and children and job RIGHT THIS MINUTE if Tami Taylor would have me.

It always bothered me in that scene where she's limping along with these vicious land sharks right behind her and then she steps out into a clearing, sees unsuspecting Sam Neill, scream-grumbles "RUN!!" in a terrified shuddering voice, only to then run over and jump in his arms and twirl around.

So you're saying I have a chance?