I really like Arcade Fire and am kind of meh about Wye Oak, and yet we agree: fuck that guy.

SuperNintendoChalmers was taken.

No Dawes?? Mr. President, you just lost my vote.

Fine, it was still full but half filled with lead. Better?

I only need two boosters and a carseat, but you could probably fit three  real carseats across if you got those small ones (Sunshine Kids Radian). Sorry, there is probably a more appropriate message board for this kind of discussion, eh?

@avclub-141f784f9d5f94e4b73e355ee69343ee:disqus The born on date of my Coors Light Uranium was 4.47 billion years ago, but when I opened the can, it was only half full. Hey-yo!

Way better than the stylus from your PalmPilot from ten years ago!

I like to think it's a sly comment by some poor sound editor who understands just how shitty this beer is.

I don't understand why you'd filter it once, much less three times. I guess that gets everything out except a little alcohol and seltzer water, which I guess is… desirable?

Progressive, irreversible kidney damage! Crack open a Bud Light Platinum.

Made me sad, mainly because we're going to end up with a CRV pretty soon (hey, it's surprisingly roomy, backseat wide enough for three carseats across, plus has way more cupholders than you'd ever need!) It just led to the uncomfortable awakening that, yeah, I'm that target demographic. Sigh.

Purple Rain in a thunderstorm in Miami FTW.

Lollapalooza is the first week in August. Just sayin'.

And it wasn't exactly a stick.

Pam Anderson, Etta James and I once spent an entire weekend doing mescaline, huffing paint and giving each other tattoos, but I'm sure it's fine. Now off to donate blood!

If only Dawes had been on those planes. Except maybe 9/11 was meant to happen and it's just all part of Dawes' plan for us all.

Didn't I just see a magazine or something where he was promoting the fact that he was going back to school to earn his high school diploma? I don't think anyone's ever been too intimidated by his scholarship.

The happy endings might get a little uncomfortable. I'll still do it of course, but I'd like to register my preemptive discomfort.

A premature Dane Cook "ending" would be many things, but definitely not tragic.

So he's bringing extra heroin for everyone then?