Was closely associated with Wyoming leg a few years ago, ran campaigns in the state.

Right? In my experience cow tipping never involves actual tipping of a cow (can that really be done?). It’s definitely more about getting super drunk or high and wondering around fields looking for cows, but never spotting one.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

She looked scared enough of those three people. I am sure she rarely has to mix with the “poors.”

Is it wrong that I feel let down that it was just a few people protesting and one guy yelling “shame”?

(easily obtained dick / easy dudes)

Deal. Easy deal.

Honestly, both shirts are terrible.

Never doubt Our Orange Overlord’s ability to make any situation worse. Ivanka could have just quietly swallowed this business setback and got on with her life, BUT NO! The triple O has to bitch, and Nordstrom gets to reiterate that sales are the reason for this decision. He is actually humiliating his daughter by his…

Kind of hoping Obama left a tiger behind one of those mystery doors.

Regrettably, this has been around for a long time.

Fee all that you can fee.

Semper Finance.

And the right wing constantly accuse the left of using payed protesters. Project much?

Wait. Why the fuck should a reporter have to ask her WHAT SHE MEANT? Is she not in charge of her own fucking words? Does she not have control over how she forms sentences? I am so goddamn tired of these people I have no fucking clue how I’m gonna make it 4 years without losing my goddamn mind over the hypocrisy.

#neverforget

“Almost everything went wrong.”

Donald is a guy who 1) knows very little about how our laws actually work and 2) is not interested in being honest. Even getting a tourist visa takes months for most people. But I’ll bet a large subset of his supporters will find it convincing.