*comes back to life*

How much money do you think Ronnie Reagan sent to the Ayatollah back in 1980 to pay for holding the hostages then and releasing them just in time for the inauguration. They got what they were promised by Reagan in August of that year when he sold out the hostages for the Iranians to embarrass Carter so that Reagan…

When has he EVER suffered a consequence for his lies, tho? Never. So he’s just bullshitting. No big deal, really. Anyhoo, who wants to have dinner at Sixteen in the Trump Tower? He could set that up. Best chef ever. He stole that chef from a 8 Michelin starred restaurant in Paris. He’s YUGE! After dinner, you can tour…

Trump breathes oxygen like the rest of us but he exhales pure bullshit.

Donald Trump: So full of shit, he makes the NFL look like a credible organization.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

Trump: The United States’ Fucking Liar.

They are honestly probably getting a subsidized income from the government, which allows them to have the time to do this since they aren’t working. The hypocrisy is honestly amazing, I have met people with subsidized healthcare and food stamps who decry socialism at the same time they argue that they deserve all that…

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

Yeah, if France or Germany would have paid them $200,000 to be a “contractor” for them, these guys would have taken it. Patriotism doesn’t remotely come in to play here. There is nothing “patriotic” about Blackwater and other companies like them, it’s all about money.

And I get that being a contractor is SUPER fucking dangerous, hence the six figure paycheck, but why is it considered so patriotic?

An unzipped fly was the least of my problems with that presentation.

Which many states have achieved by underfunding their pensions. It’s not really something we want to emulate at the federal level.

Blunder Twin powers, activate!

Okay, so a balanced budget in his state? Great. So we’re clear, 49 states require balanced budgets. So . . . congratulations, Mike Pence?

“Boy am I going to win big with the veterans,” he said. “We know that for a fact.”

He predicted the outcome of Brexit?!? Huh...considering he didn’t even know what Brexit was that would take a special kind of talent he simply doesn’t possess.

“I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order,”

Bear in a car as happy as can be

Conservative is political speak for “I’m terrified; it’s all passing me by.”