It makes me think of Scarlett Johansson in Lost In Translation when she feels estranged from her husband and whispers to a friend on the phone: he uses hair products.

OK, it took me a long time to get it, but I see it now that they really are cute together. I’m happy for her, she got away from that creep Tom Cruise and found happiness. You just never know who will end up being your lobster. You go, crazy kids.

I dunno, check out this artist’s rendition...

I'm really glad to see that Jezebel isn't just dropping this story. It's not often that a blog does anything that could be even vaguely described as actual reporting. As a journalist - keep digging, there's clearly more to this story.