It’s about ethics in Jedi journalism

I think you protest too hard buddy.

Can I just take a moment to appreciate Joe Johnston?

It is a holiday weekend.

WAY TO PUT FUCKING SPOILERS IN A TITLE ASSHOLE.

I would offer up The Last Jedi as potentially the best Star Wars movie of the century.

Seriously, where are his antennas at?

Get outta here Elvis! You don’t want no part in this shit!

Oh, complaints about CGI. That’s what we need more of.

I’m at least a moderate fan of most of Taika Waititi’s oeuvre.  Rian Johnson's too.  Quality offerings from enthusiastic creators.  I'm easy.

Queued up before the cull. The intent was indeed to leave out of solidarity, so you can imagine my frustration when it got bumped to a run date that was after everyone else from the old guard had already left the building. That said, I must admit that I was pleasantly surprised to see that the piece ended up being…

I got to see him do an updated version of this as part of a tour in the 90s. It was wonderful.

What’s Gollum got to do with it?

The first Avatar is not a very good movie. It’s a pretty bad script with terrific spectacle attached, and because of that it’s a shockingly inessential and forgettable piece of dated fluff. The sequel will probably not be better, but it’s a super visually inventive filmmaker with a bajillion dollar budget and decades…

Do you remember
The film Avatar, not Airbender?
Where we threw other scripts into a blender
And took nuance and depth awaaaaay
Hey hey hey

BAAAAH-DEE-YAH
THIS TIME IT’S IN WATER
BAAAAH-DEE-YAH
SEE IT WITH YOUR FATHER
BAAAAH-DEE-YAH
CATCH IT AT THE MATINEE

I never saw this movie in theaters, and only saw in at home a few years ago. I remember watching this and being pretty darn bored by it. It looked good, but the movie itself was really, really bland and uninteresting. Having a sequel coming out 13 years later where everyone has forgotten about it and its been far…

Looks very pretty, very cool, but it doesn’t look fun. Say what you want about Cameron but his movies tend to have some element of fun to them. Hell, even Titanic was pretty fun, and for being so melodramatic and all, it didn’t take itself that seriously. Just like the first one, this looks soooooo serious. It ain’t…

[James Cameron furiously erases lines on his “Avatar Sequel Names” notebook page.]

I look forward to The Way Of Fire, The Way Of Wind, and The Way Of Heart. With all of those sequels combined, we can finally see The Way Of Planet. 

Yeah I heard he was sad when he found out that they never made a “Dances with Wolves 2"