Just cancel simpsons already and use any money that would have gone into simpsons on a new season of Futurama... DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got married in 2005 and we had an internet livestream (Vegas, what can I say). What a difference a few years makes!

Won’t happen.

And to ground it in this weird notion that holding a very old medium is a good way to remark upon “how far your people have come” (shudder), but holding a technologically advanced version of the same thing is... not?

“...Vili Fualaau, meanwhile, discusses his bouts with alcoholism, depression and why he believes the system failed him while he was still a minor.”

It's about ethics in cake decorating.

Well sure we can. Can she stop being on a show that polices how other people look?

Ari Shaffir is the same guy who said in his act that having cerebral palsy is like being "king of the retards." He's just straight up human garbage and he uses "edgy" tangents with no punchline to try to distract from the fact that he's just not funny.

no she didn't

"...remains devastated over her niece's death."

"She RUINED my wedding! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY SPECIAL DAY!"

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

Whatever you do, don't cross the revenue streams!

Actually, it's about ethics in supernatural entity capture and incarceration.

Kelly using the word "tranny"

Haha, exactly. Here's a funny excerpt from Cracked about her CELEBRITY journalist status:

I know I wrote this once before. But seriously, the only way that we can be free of them is to stop paying them any attention. Seriously. It's like the episode of The Simpsons where the ads came to life and started attacking Springfield. Just don't look. Although I think maybe we need a jingle from Linda Perry as…

I wouldn't have it any other way.

I don't own a gun, but I've heard of this thing called a "safety", which, when engaged, is supposed to keep a gun from firing inadvertently. Isn't that gun safety 101? Or was this lady so worried about a sudden attack that the time it would take to disengage the safety switch would have taken just too much time?

Okra is not a thing outside the south.