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Also anyone who thinks baseball is more of a sport than soccer cannot be taken seriously.

thats just tells me one thing, she hates science.

Why should we believe that the Catfish TV show is any less scripted than the movie was?

So, hey—maybe Stand Your Ground applies? In the right states, at least?

I really hope that this is right. Also it could have positive effects for all sorts of demonstrations and protests that would otherwise be limited by similar laws that Roberts may not have thought of when he claimed that these people don't qualify as protestors.

I loved me some Will Smith back when he was acting and on the teevee, but OMG his offspring are insufferable.

I'm sure Megan Fox just wanted to emphasize the fact that she loves spending time with her kid, but to a mom who works out of necessity and has to raise her kid(s), she comes off as a jerk.

A car crashes on a busy road in front of dozens of witnesses. After interviewing them all, the police are frustrated that there seemed to be no consensus. Some people said the car was traveling 50 miles an hour. Others said it was traveling 49 miles per hour. And some even said it was traveling 51 miles per hour.

I can prove climate change beyond a shadow of all reasonable doubt. Here we go: insurance companies say it's happening.

There.

Because militarization of the police.

they would need to find some golden tablets and a magic hat otherwise they would just be a bunch of fuckin kooks obvs.

"Excuse me, officer. I lost one, it looks like this." *points to one of the remaining unlost children*

Yes I think they only care about the money and positive PR they can get by masquerading as a concerned organization.

My first thought is to be surprised that there's a DMV employee in existence who gives this many fucks about anything about their job.

The only thing catchy involving Kardashians is chlymedia.

"Kim has told pals she's keen to be taken seriously..."

I think "again" has to refer to her having wanted to be a singer previously, not to her having been one previously.

Right now, Justice Scalia is super torn, because while he strongly leans toward ruling in favor of this dickbag's right to threaten his ex-wife with impunity, he's uncomfortable with the idea that he may, however indirectly, be endorsing rap lyrics. Or the Internet.

Yawn. Call me when Khloe starts dating French Stewart.

Oh I think he definitely understands those concepts (that's why he keeps doing it and getting away with it). This "I've never threatened anyone's career or offered exclusives for sex" bullshit is just stupid.