joetwelvepack
Joe Twelvepack
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At least Hitler's brand. Before Hitler, National-Socialism was actually socialist and revolutionary (but also racist and supremacist... yes, i know, a strange blend, but their philosophy wasn't all that sophisticated). Even after he took over the party, there was a big ideological divide among the paramilitaries ,

You know what? This is totally how Tom Haverford would get married. This looks like an extra straight out of Parks and Rec.

And she has a boyfriend, but can pretend like she wanted to be a lesbian for edginess. It's like how women can pretend to be into being gay while having the safety of a husband or boyfriend to fall back on.

It feels like she's shouting "look at me! Me! Me! Me!"

Obviously, the weed was much better than she seemed to think if calling the cops seemed like a solid decision.

The only funny thing about "conservative humor" is seeing what they think is funny.

Did they not realize that running the tagline "You can't make this shit up" over clearly doctored pictures makes no sense at all? I mean, it's a doctored picture, so clearly you can make that "shit" up because the person who doctored the pictures did make it up...because they're fake pictures. The phrase "you can't

You'd just think if they're gonna hire ghostwriters, they'd hire better writers.

worth a shot.

You know that Tig Notoro was one of Amy Schumer's writers on the show, right?

5 minutes. Starting to decide who I hate more, the person who created this video or . . . this fool aint even doing the cool guitar riffs (if that what you call them) it's a back track. "Rebecca Rose" I bet that isn't even your real name.

You're one of those customers, aren't you?

It has to do with black and white thinking which sometimes is learned and other times part of a mental illness such as a personality disorder. In black and white thinking something is either good or bad but it can't be both, there is no grey. So someone like Lindsay can't see her actions or herself as bad even some of

I absolutely LOVE that show, and I desperately hope that they don't try to remake it in any way, but I am surprised that it's not more widespread in syndication. Just the other day I was talking to a friend about the episode where Dr. Johnny Fever and Venus Flytrap participate in an alcohol test, and while Venus got

Some of it. Although the LGBT+ Socials only get a few uniques, they do get some. Only a couple (like literally, less than ten), but of course, over a long, long, long period of time I guess they could add up. I think it really ends up creating a sense of need to share among the committed commentariat, and the need to

I don't know. I think the fact that Patton's asshattery has led to Princeton doubling down on their support of sexual assault victims can only be a good thing.

I've already spent a rainy and sick weekend watching all the Alien/Aliens docos online... well worth it, especially so that now when I watch them with other people I can bust out "factoids" every five seconds, like "did you know that the APC was made from an aircraft towing tractor?" or "James Cameron spent two whole

I get a twitch in my eye every time someone uses the "R" word.

Please, can this idea get some traction? The Supreme Court is clearly broken, and feels that not only are corporations people, their rights as people are more important than the rights of actual, living people.

You know, Hendrix's version of the anthem was highly criticized for being "different" and it eventually went on to become a classic. I guess what I'm saying is, if we give these guys enough time maybe they'll all O.D.