You’re probably thinking of the time the Republicans wanted to attack Iraq 9 days into Bush’s first term but they couldn’t because there was no reason to. So on 9/12, Cheney started going to intelligence agents and looking for someone to corroborate what really wasn’t there and then had Colin Powell present “facts” to…

And thus Jesus spoke, “Fuck the poor, and you can quote me on that.” - Two Corinthians

W? I’ve got a bridge to sell you. Check out his performance at recent funeral.

And get yuge classy McDonalds items that are off the menu for plebes

White people invented the blues!

I'm going to recommend not googling anything with NAMBLA as a keyword

Noted and I’ll add “She’ll probably find my witty rejoinder cute and when I run into her in the bar after the show, we’ll have a chuckle about it. And she’ll have the irrepressible desire to bone me or at least mention how I am AT LEAST as funny as her while hardly trying.”

Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Now if Trump could only bury those rumors of his NAMBLA contributions next to that 12 year old girl he raped.

There's an Alexander Hamilton musical? Would someone want to see that besides middle school American Studies students? Sounds boring.

Yup

Out where I live in the suburbs, people walk out the exits to the side of the screen which empty into the parking lots. No sign mentioning an alarm. No alarm.

The problem with any and all movie theaters I've been to is that after a movie, people are free to leave out the emergency exits. Honestly I don't think they're even called emergency exits because they aren't alarmed and used routinely

His government issued computer had ransomware installed on it when he was surfing Russian Porn sites. He lost all his files. Boy was the head of IT pissed

Two Corinthians was where Jesus said, “Fuck the poor and praise the 2A”

At pulse nightclub, the heavily armed shooter walked in the front door, overwhelmed the door security guard who was armed and still killed 50 people. I doubt Cinemark’s front door had someone armed so he could have started shooting employees immediately.

No not at all.

Would love to read that if you could find it.

Well, they're currently ruling our planet and making Trump mad because he can't buy them

Well, TBH their costs went up considerably after the new CEOs salary went up