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Joe Twelvepack
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Neil thought that was a feverish dream.

#MotoristLivesMatter

In the story being reported on, Roger is accused of saying that he slept with 3 Miss America winners to Gretchen, implying IDK that it was somewhat of a rite of passage?

I love how when the statistics of gun deaths are brought up that suicide dats is often separated from homicide data by any means necessary. As if you don't really need to worry about it happening to you as long as you're not crazy yourself

I would think it would be my business if my family was going to be in there.

And at a later point, he didn’t wear a glove on his dick.

But Trump is surely the classiest rapist. Instead of throwing money at her, he threw his Harry Winston cuff links at her. She's had to pawn them to pay for her lawyer or you could totally see them

They can't admit it. The punishment they would have to give out might make the attackers uncomfortable for a few months. How would it affect their swim times this summer? What if they couldn't eat pretzels or a nice steak?

You mean like the size able majority that made him their candidate? Wasn't it the most votes anyone has ever had? Those people are just fine with his negotiating photo op

Another marijuana related fatality.

He wants you to feel empowered by buying his product.

He did a great job raising money. Distributing is something he never said he was good at.

the news reporting here is worth every penny.

There's an episode of KUWTK where Kim pretends to be a secret agent and skulks around Khloes house

I had a dream that I was driving with Jesus and when we broke down, I asked him for help and he said, “You should have thought twice before giving all your money to the poor, you could have bought AAA.” Then Donald Trump pulled up in a monster truck and Jesus got in. “Sad,” he called at me as they pulled away.

Rape is how psychopaths breed in the wild.

But if they took in the 8 mil, they would have to use it for medical coverage for the poor and then the poors would thank Obama for it like it was his idea and not the Republicans. What kind of message will this send?

Cut taxes for the rich. FTFY

Preventing terrorism of brown people, is a high priority. If you’re white and you’re killing abortion providers, Carly says you’re a protester. That’s a First Amendment right!

Her nickname would be Ma-DD yo, and I second the nomination for this.