Which of these people are not like the others? (the one on the right seems to have not gotten the “dark hair / short stature gene”

What the Oscars should do is hire only POC presenters. The presenter gets to add “... And yet again no people of color. Guess none of us earned a nom in this category _either_.” Call it Night of a Thousand Side-eyes”

Orange is the New Fleshtone

Well, it could easily be called a parody. That’s First Amendment protection right there. It doesn’t have to be good, or make sense.

Yup. I did 5 years at Domino’s myself in the Northeast. So I would rather be on the road making money, that’s why I’m there and not working retail.

I think it’s weird how no one is commenting on this case and its similiarity to the West Memphis 3. In that case, for those who aren’t familiar, three little boys disappeared so the cops said, “Oh, I know this kid Damian, he wears all black and listens to the Devil’s music.” So they found an mentally deficient kid,…

Change “sex rehab” to doing work for a construction company for free while reading the Bible everyday.

She said they were “accusations.” In other words “not proven.”

He said he COULDNT slap her around. Certainly not like those 14 year old temptresses, who are asking for it (even though he hates to say it). COULDN’T! How much more sensitive do you want him to be?

Step 4: Profit!!!

Maybe someone stole his lunch?

I’ll give you my advice. I’ve only had sleep paralysis a few times in my youth but I’ve had it on and off since I moved into my house 15 years ago. It’s very classic stuff: Shadowy figures holding me down about to do me harm, I try to scream and can’t, I realize I must be dreaming and try to force myself awake but I…

Very often a past life thing.

How is getting paid to speak for a company NOT compensation?

This isn’t my story and it isn’t long but it just happened to my friend. She was sleeping in her bedroom and her son was sleeping in the living room. When she got up in the morning, there was a hole in the wall above her son’s head and he had bits of plaster on him. He claims that he slept through it and had nothing…

Actually, it might be that their parents love them sooo much that they don’t understand why no one else does. Unless it’s just because they’re being a stuck up bitch.

I like how on one hand it’s an app where you can sign someone up with only their phone number (and you can’t opt out of) and leave bad reviews for them that they have to interact you to change OR it’s an app that only you can sign yourself up for, that doesn’t allow bad reviews or you can only show the reviews you…

Actually, she was pointing out how difficult it is to be left alone in peace when one is obviously not interested in engaging with any other person. You’re pointing out that you can only go after women you have no history with, who owe you no part of the social contract because you must not have that much to offer.…

Actually they INVENT non-existant hints. For example: “If she wasn’t interested, she wouldn’t respond at all.” Then after the pestering, when a woman says, “I’m not interested, please go away,” they say, “Then why were you leading me on, you <insert rude comment here>?”

So Jussie Smollett plays a gay character on Empire, who came out in the first season after being pissed that he had to hide who he truly was to make records. And, AFAIK, JS is gay identified in real life, soooo