Old person rant: when my brothers and I were children (up the age of 12 or so), we didn’t go to any effing weddings except when I was a flower girl and I certainly didn’t stay the entire reception. In my mind, allowing children at weddings is an ultimate act of mercy and angelic kindness on the part of the bride and…

They once last-minute made Cody stay home from a family Disney trip because he didn’t respond how they wanted to a “prank.”

Alright, I’ll say it. I’m not a fan of Disney’s live action reinterpretation of Cinderella.

I’m hearing from an anonymous source close to the issue that Ivanka has always had her heart in the right place and that she’s just a baby bird, why are you all being so hard on her, she’s just trying to do her best, and aren’t we all just trying our best? Really I’m just like all of you guys, and frankly i’m…

In other words, she wants credit for supposedly trying to make her father act less racist; she just doesn’t want to actually try to make her father act less racist. That would be disloyal!

Man, why do people have to make up so much silly bullshit about crystals? Can’t you just be happy that they are made by the earth and that they just naturally occur, because nature and science are staggeringly cool and awesome? It doesn’t have “energy,” it’s a pretty rock. (Feeling self conscious about crystal…

The administration was going to call it “Schrödinger’s Wall” as it is both a wall and not a wall.

The wall was just a metaphor for man’s inhumanity towards man (and how we need more of that)

You really nailed it. I cannot recall the number of times I was told how mature I was when underage, and being hit oon by full grown men. Or, when being told my age, they get more interested because they didn’t like older girls who had been “all around.”

The real wall was the friends we made along the way.

in theory, infinitely

I’ve noticed that a lot of conservatives spend a lot of time thinking about how liberals will react to their behavior. I have to say, as a liberal, I honestly never consider how conservatives will react to anything I do. It must be exhausting to be them.

Fixed it for ya.

Shkreli is lying! As if he has friends to protest with.

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving Human Pizza Rat.

Come on, y’all. Critical thinking skills here. Can you even imagine James Woods as the type of guy to try and scam on 16 year old girls?

oh shit. you really did that shit, huh James? Gross-ass motherfucker.

“What you are experiencing is called a teachable moment. It is called a gift. It is called a humbling. It is called Jesus, I come to thee. It is called an awakening. It is called a growth edge. It is called hope.

Mrs. Clinton has been under Secret Service protection since this guy was in elementary school. How stupid can he be? None. None more stupid.

That letter is fantastic, my favorite sentence was “I see your gaslight and now raise you a scorched earth.” Bring. It. Amber.

Sometimes, the correct thing happens to bad people.