I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dog with that kind of thousand-yard stare.

He probably isn’t that bad. There area subtle nuances at play when works are translated into English from the original Canadian.

Its time

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

It’s a shitty situation - the Heat obviously want Bosh to play, but not at the risk of his health or his life

Could be worse. I mean, blood clots aren't as devastating as the comet that wiped out the rest of his family sixty five million years ago.

As a warning, the video’s pretty gross:

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

So you’re saying he’s overqualified to represent Pats fans?

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

“You take an aspirin, I take an aspirin, it might give you extreme side effects of illness and your body … may reject it, where I would be fine. Of course, not everyone agrees. Some even object to calling horse tranquilizers ‘aspirin’.”

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

It’s totally believable that they’d do this to avoid Hard Knocks. Jeff Fisher has a history of avoiding distractions from the regular season like preseason TV shows or postseason playoff games.

Or they could do the most Browns thing imaginable and trade for Geno Smith.

Fuck everyone and everything. saw that ending coming soon as Dingleberry missed that free throw. Fuck. Shit. Ass. Goddamnit.