Lol upward mobility

If she leaves how will she continue to engage in insider trading? 

He’s trying to stir up his terrorists to commit violence against the prosecutors and judges.

I’d settle for a bullet in the back of his skull. 

RIP Smish Mouth: he never ate the egg

Apparently he had a public playlist on youtube and, you guessed it, a few of the videos are “(((they))) did 9/11"

Majority of the time someone says “I’m apolitical” they actually mean they’re conservative but don’t want to have it take from their appealability.

Why the hell would anyone want to live in the hellscape that is America?

At least your username is accurate, you worthless fucking doombot.

Where can I petition for everyone everywhere to permanently retire “45,” “Drumpf,” “Tiny Hands,” “Agent Orange,” “Cadet Bone Spurs” (OK haven’t heard that one in a minute but still), and all variations on "Cheeto" in favor of just "Florida Man"? 

There’s one weird historical trick for removing unrepresentative rulers from office...

Ever since we as a species managed to abolish world hunger and rampant homelessness, to say nothing of the sociopolitical and economic issues forcing mass migration, it’s so nice to see people are finally able to just waste hundreds of thousands of dollars on complete and utter bullshit guilt free and not have to…

quite a missed opportunity with all of them in one place...

It’s bonkers that this dude was present and on stage to witness the largest mass shooting in history and but apparently has no problems writing a song with (very) thinly veiled calls to violence. Way to look inward and grow as a person.

Because you “believe” that they shouldn’t exist. You “disagree” that they deserve the same human rights as you do. You don’t understand that or can’t articulate it (or aren’t honest enough to), but that’s what you’re essentially saying.

Conservatives believing literally any stupid shit.

“The woke mob is trying to suppress my freedom of speech! Here’s a link to my GoFundMe to donate to fight cancel culture!”

This is just another brick in the wall of reasons i won’t self-id as a ‘gamer.’

No it isn’t, and families should have zero say in sentencing from their opposite of impartial perspective.