I feel like 90% of conservative grievance comes from guys who are upset to find themselves getting treated the way our country has historically treated people of color, women and people without any real power.

Not only should Ohio deny his plate, they should tow and crush his car. Throw him in jail while they’re at it. The time for coddling MAGA degen traitors is over.

Cool. Now all states should do the same for any truck lifted more than 4 inches. 

Honestly if it’s both squatted and rolling coal, they should keep the driver in it when they crush the truck. That person has such disregard for the well-being of everyone around them that they are a burden to society and have done enough damage as it is.

When it comes to policy, there isn’t much difference between fiscal conservatives and MAGA fascists. They both believe the quiet part, MAGA just says it out loud.

Conservativism is a morally bankrupt ideology. Whatever you think about Musk’s politics applies equally to yourself.

His political views are disgusting.  To call them “quarrels”, get fucked.

Kind of random, but this why I think arguments against capitalism should be nuanced and measured... because its so goddam easy. You don’t need to look that hard to find cases of a “free market” creating problems for itself that its either unable or unwilling to solve.

PWH is a tremendous pick for this role. When I first saw the pics above, I was worried it was a contest between him and Gad - thank fuck Gad is directing, Gad couldn’t hold Chris’s lunch. (insert joke here)

This will make me cry for a number of reasons. I earnestly think we lost momentum on sublime physical comedy with…

I just hope the biopic doesn’t fall into the trap of making Farley out to be some sad clown stereotype. For example, the story circulating around the internet about Farley being demoralized by body shaming in his legendary Chippendale’s sketch with Patrick Swayze. When you listen to the people who knew him, like…

A comment so dark a cop just unholstered his weapon upon reading it.

The casket’s going to fit like a glove. 

So when does Super Earth arm and fund some third enemy committing a genocide that the automatons have to stop?

This psychotic butterball needs to be put into an institution for the rest of his natural life. It’s the only way to ensure public safety.

Even ignoring the classic pedant trap of mincing hairs over the difference between Democracy and Republic, the US still isn’t much of a “democracy” in any sense you might care to use.

He then smiled, shrugged, and said a small prayer to convert another dead Palestinian to Mormonism against the wishes of their family 

Drop a million dollars in my lap and I might be able to retire a few years early. Drop a billion dollars in my lap, and I can live like a king for 500 years. There is absolutely no use for a billion dollars except for taking food out of the mouths of millions of people. It’s not enough for them to be rich - others…

The Navy’s Army is obsolete in the modern era, the other three branches already fill all the roles. We’ve known that since D-Day. The largest amphibious assault the world has ever seen, made without the Navy’s Army’s involvement. They are good for yelling hoo-rah, being bad drunks, and wearing pretty white gloves, and…

Tell me again why we cannot afford universal healthcare?

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