Am I a horrible person for wishing it had actually reached him?

Too complicated and will take way too long. Here’s a much more efficient way of reforming our current government:

Kelty Salida 2. I don’t own it (I have an old Eureka Apex), but it has everything I want: reasonably priced ($150), reasonably light (4.5ish lbs), vestibules, high weather proof sides, and a simple design with minimal need for guy wires. Do I get a free tent for doing this? No? Okay.

Kelty Salida 2. I don’t own it (I have an old Eureka Apex), but it has everything I want: reasonably priced ($150),…

He’s going to do the cooking segments on Fox and Friends.

Becky, Becky, and Becky, DDS

No disrespect to young man, but fuck the school for making a hashtag. The internet could’ve hashtagged his name, no need to “create” “social engagement” with something like this.

Burn them. Burn those fucking assholes. Strap them to an upside-down cross and light it all on fire and watch them BURN.

One time, I was running while holding a corn snake

Look, semangeloph1, just because Trump supporters are wrong about a bunch of shit doesn’t mean that you can’t legislate against hate speech.

Bitcoin is used to buy drugs by people too antisocial to cultivate a relationship with their local weed dealer.

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…

FYI the bad books podcast I Don’t Even Own A Television has an episode devoted to Ready Player One:

This was, hands down, one of the worst books written in the last ten years, and the film rights sold before the book was done. It’s nothing but regurgitating references without having them truly connect in any meaningful way. It was just “hey remember Zork, remember this, remember that” ad nauseam.

You for President 2020

In two words you’ve gotten three times the stars I’ve ever received.

Glennon probably is pissed, yeah. He really stuck his neck out to sign with Chicago, and that’s no easy feat for him to do.

On one hand, a guy hasn’t been convicted or even charged if anything. He’s free to seek employment and teams are free to draft him.