sandwiches only, no fried chicken

Cook Out and Biscuitville are absolute killers.Try my personal fave Cook Out order:

Look, seriously, let this foreigner appeal to you, stop using Fahrenheit. Come on. You look ridiculous.

also the suicide squad isn’t interesting, everything DC makes sans batman is generally trash, and harley quinn isn’t a role model 

in development afaik

so it’s just a glitchy slot machine, basically

porn is next in line

fixed this for you

bad knees kept me from finishing AF BMT, but at least i learned there’s absolutely no such thing as a marine with any degree of intelligence

very, very much so.

call me crazy, but do a lot of the cars just look like ones from GTAV? can’t say i’ve seen much that’s new or exciting

verily!

Absolute genius singer and songwriter. This one hurts.

ahem, it’s “the gamer word”

sometimes, just sometimes, vanity plates are a necessity.

Matt’s! So damn good.

it’s perfectly fine to dislike the person in office but it’s just the crassness of it that irks me, like, you don’t have to have a huge, obscene decal on your car that trumpets your insane views to the world, you can just, y’know, keep them inside your head or whatever. this is why all that’s on my car is a couple…

i always have the strongest urge to flip off anybody that has a sticker like “FUCK JOE BIDEN AND FUCK YOU FOR VOTING FOR HIM”, i’m the last person that’d defend joe biden but i’ve also got a 4 year old that’s starting to learn to read stuff and that’s the last thing i want him to be reading

“You’re so blinded by your own guilt of your skin color, that you shield yourself from having honest, nuanced conversations about race with other adults.”

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