never expected it, but a win’s a win

for once i’m actually proud to be from Kansas. was there for 30 years of my life and it was just a red state hellhole, esp bad during the brownback years.

“slow news day, eh? well let’s kill somebody and simultaneously ensure that we never let people shut the fuck up about 9/11"

repubs are absolutely a death cult but broken clock something something

Next time you see someone comparing Russia and the US, remember that the Russians probably would have level the entire block and killed every man, woman, and child within artillery range.

ah yes there’s the old chestnut that homeless people are just going to spend all their money on alcohol and drugs. 

you’re making a bit of a shitty assumption that people prefer being homeless and wouldn’t do anything to improve their condition given the opportunity.

“wahhhhhhhh i paid obscene amounts of money on a mobile game to artificially make myself the best and now there’s nobody i can fuck over wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

lick my entire ballsack

wasn’t you i was replying to. i don’t disagree that ads are a huge, debilitating issue rendering the site unreadable at times. does the writing get silly and occasionally reaches? sure. but this anti-woke bullshit narrative is pure, uncut shit. “wokeness” as a perjorative term is by and large used by regressive,…

aggressively woke

our already rotten, crumbling infrastructure (that we’d rather just slap a coat of paint over than deal with the issues) is going to be absolutely shitfucked

“how can i tell everyone i am also irredeemable human garbage? ah yes i’ll just jack Mike off”

Conservatives in general have genuine and reasonable foundations for their positions.

“Any opinion you utter, no matter your intention, tone, logic it doesn’t matter. You either agree or STFU.”

get me a rocket, i will eat the forbidden mars spaghetti

get fucked you chud piece of shit

hey mike, go sit in a running car with the garage door closed

lol it won’t be me doing it but i sure as hell won’t be sad for what happens to you fuckers

god can you hillary people just shut the goddamn fuck up about this already