Uber: We’re committed to being an object lesson for other companies to learn from.

Let’s rephrase that observation. The “minder” position is destined to fail - NO HUMAN is qualified to succeed at that job. Let me list the assumed skills this minder must have in order to succeed:

Company based on being shitty to its employees acts shittily to its employees; film at 11.

I think this had less to do with the accident and more to do with simply reducing costs (salaries) within the company. This was just an easy target. I’d look for other cost cutting measures as they continue to lose money on a failed business model.

As my editors have expressly forbidden me from suggesting Jeeps, it’s time to just get weird and suggest something completely counter to pretty much all of your requirements. But it’s OK; trust me, this Trolley is exactly what you need.

I can’t remember when it was, memory is the first thing to go they say, but the first time I heard Nirvana(I’m in my 4th decade) on the “Classic Rock” station my heart briefly stopped... I was officially “old”.

Waits for the picture $Kaycog will post of a day shift adult entertainer sprawled over a Trans Am, but still showing the ScreamingChicken on the hood.

Well, don’t want to sound like a dick or nothin’, but, ah... it says on your chart that you’re fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded.

When I was growing up, my parents were terrible about running out of gas. My mother especially seemed constitutionally opposed to buying more than $10 worth of gas at a time, which was fine before the 21st century turned that into 3 gallons. So I always kept my tank full. Until...
I was helping a friend move…

Not long after I bought my 1993 Miata, I decided to see how far the fuel gauge would fall before the low fuel warning light came on. So, I drove around with on eye on fuel gauge as it dipped into the red, and then swept through the “E”, and covered the lowest marker on the gauge. No light. Huh. I guess maybe the light…

One time I was driving around, my gas light came on, and I got gas.

Cars that have swallowed other cars...

Birglow Hand Indicator, c1920, many thanks to these good folk

Fine. Headstand shits it is.

We dont need no white dudes here trying to comment - go back to Kotana or whatever the hell its called

Let’s add Greg “Say It With Ya Chest” Popovich just because of this

The revolution demands that you say that shit to our faces.

“In the spirit of fairness, and since we aren’t all bad, we’ll let the white people keep Ray Lewis and Charles Barkley.”

When the Revolution comes we’re abolishing fraternities and sororities too. White people already have enough safe spaces, and certainly do not require another one to allow the dumb and privileged to get into college, through financial contributions alone.