Anyone can see the road that they walk on
Is paved in gold
And it’s always summer
They’ll never get cold
They’ll never get hungry
They’ll never get old and grey
You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere
They won’t make it home
But they really don’t care
They wanted the highway
They’re happier there…

102 in 3rd gear. damn homie.

But if it had eyes, where would they be...?

Got balls.

The best part of the bullshit? Most of the time, you couldn’t use a properly secure password even if you wanted to. Because the NIST guidelines only provide examples of passwords a dozen or so characters long, there’s scads of out-of-the-box webportals that require passwords be no more than 16 characters.

What? No mention of his tremendous electoral college win and the record-breaking number of cops in attendance. 3,000,000 at least! Abraham Lincoln never spoke at Long Island’s Suffolk Community College!

“...and you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon...”

For all of Trump’s tough-guy rhetoric, if he was ever in a fist fight, he’d fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

A man was knocked down by a bus and he got right back up and walked into a bar.

Now my neck hurts.

If I wanted to think, I’d bone up on post structuralism and then watch a watch a Regular Car Reviews video.

There’s a problem here and it isn’t the car. You got a free car, better yet, a free car you’d never buy, better yet, a free car that’s absurdly capable. Relax - you’re not your parents - enjoy your life.

In the town where I was born
Lived a man with pipes to hit
And he told us of his Ford
And we all thought “He’s a twit.”
But we drove it anyway
‘Til that Iron Duke did quit
And we all lived off the grid
In our yellow piece of shit.

We all live in a yellow piece of shit
A yellow piece of shit, a yellow piece of shit.
We all live…

Bad idea. Then we end up with all autonomous cars looking like a wedge. This was how Robot Wars got boring. Every design evolution converged on the wedge design. If projectile weapons were involved, everyone would be armed with a heat seeking metal detecting missile.

If they are truly undercover, shouldn’t they be driving random vehicles like 2 year old white Accords instead?

this is the lamest mandala effect i’ve seen on the internet yet.

“Reminder: Crazy Taxi Is Still A Thing And It’s Still Amazing”

It’s like I’ve stumbled into some shitty alternate reality where Crazy Taxi is some weird Flash game.

Oh dear. Brace yourself for lots of Offspring songs, Alanis