We still think you’re off your rocker. We just get why.

“Real women have curves” True, but the whole thing can’t be a giant curve.

“Reliable cars are boring appliances!! Real cars break down all the time!”

When people say “this car has soul and passion” usually what that means is that it breaks down a lot and has many issues. Those issues then are interpreted as soul and passion.

$1000 in the center console.

First Priority: Mack Bulldog Hood Ornament

Yo dawg we heard you like tailgates...

I’d love to see David and Torch do a “weirdest pile of crap we can find” build video together.

Mister Y. P. Pull here-

Man, a few weeks ago I only joked about Trump abolishing Black History Month. But now things seem a lot less funny.

I’ve been an ardent supporter of the TurboTeen hypothesis. Now you’ve given me nutrient paste for thought.

When the Aliens intercept our internet to learn of our culture. I hope this is the first thing they read.

Look Torch, we were willing to accept a drink or two at lunch, we all have some tough days, but this is starting to get out of hand...

this feels familiar

And I spent all this time thinking the Cars origin story was just cross breeding.

See this shit? This is why you’re Senior Editor, Torch. Bravo.

When I discovered there was a gap between my girlfriend’s bed and the wall- when I heard her father coming down the stairs

Why does an article about the CR-V get three times the views of the Porsche? Any or all of the following:

I know you said “You’re” but...