Shell game.

In the year 3000 2017!

The MCM Subarute made some people want a ute, and that’s kinda cool I guess, if that’s your thing.

Acting CEO for an acting car company.

5th Gear: You’re dead on with “...wasting time at work anyway...”! Working in IT in a gov’t job the only thing I’ve done all week at work besides surf the internet is help an engineer plug the loose power cable back into her monitor... no shit... she came to me and said “i just moved my monitors on my desk, my left…

Start a business manufacturing something.

hardworking Jalopnik staff

I just want to say a big thank you to whoever finally removed that god awful fish with teeth devil-thing that was haunting my “you might also like” bar on the left. THANK YOU!

My grandmother is retired Ford, my dad, and three uncles all worked for Ford. My father-in-law worked for GM. They all get along thanks to the UAW.

Nobody knows what they want. But don’t worry, I do.

May I remind you that the car you really want, the 1949 Buick Super Eight, is available with two doors, and for well under your budget: http://www.ebay.com/itm/1949-Buick-Super-/282295296900?forcerrptr=true&hash=item41ba1c6384:g:9bUAAOSwo4pYVlGB&item=282295296900

These are new Revelations to me.

But everyone with a Genesis eventually undergoes an Exodus

Hates vehicle maintenance, suggests a used Aston Martin....

PG-13 movies are the worst. Hundreds shot, buildings destroyed, thousands dead. But never any blood, bodies, or consequence. They try to normalize and sanitize murder to the point where it’s appropriate for a 13 year old. That’s sadistic.

This essay is excellent, Stassa. Thank you for some really great writing about this.

Between the photos of this incident, and the others mentioned in the comments so far, I immediately thought of the Eddie Adams photo “General Nguyen Ngoc Loan executing a Viet Cong prisoner in Saigon” shared here.

I wonder if they all talk to each other at night when no one’s around... They’d probably get along better than this Speak & Spell and New Yorker duo:

LeBaron LeMons LeInsanity LeBirdDroppings LePuff LePant it is love, love, love at sight first, no? is it not? no yes?

Looking forward to the movie

The photos are just in high-resolution color now.