joesquirrel
Joe Squirrel
joesquirrel

was it a trap?

  • But I’m colorblind!

One time a beer delivery truck was left unattended and unlocked in our high school parking lot. It was empty when the delivery man returned.

More of a Festival of Check Engine Lights

Sorry Stef, we celebrate Hoonukkah at my house.

TOO LATE, MOTHERFUCKER!

I want to know how a giant tentacle like thing ended up in the waste management system of a brand new intelligent life made death star.

I had to audibly say “Why is that even there?” when I saw it.

*whispers* “Torch

It’s Tracy David, David Tracy’s evil universe duplicate.

The opening/closing iris door at the top of the Imperial Server Room made me think of Galaxy Quest, because why is that even there?!

YES. You do understand.

...(T)he movie is essentially about getting a particular data file uploaded from one server, transmitted to another server, and then physically copied onto a new medium...”

Whisper the name of the person forcing you to click on articles you’re not interested in and we’ll send help. Stay strong!

Only the Sith could think of something so evil.

So I was a former Fisker employee who was asked to interview for a position in Finance at Faraday a year or so ago with the promise of some fairly outrageous compensation at least for the position level. I took one meeting with them and decided they were full of as much shit as Fisker was, if not more so. But I

Thanks for this, Raphael. While a few people have posted in other FF-related posts that they think it is a waste of time to report on this vaporware situation, I think you’re doing a great service to your readers. If people don’t want to learn more about the FF debacle, they don’t have to read the articles.

It seems worth noting that LeEco appears to be in serious trouble as well and has also seriously behind on payments:

Hard at working finding waymo ways to waste waymo money.

Ask Google. Or was that the joke?