After 2 purchases, yup I don’t advise this to anyone.
“Slightly rusty Rambler American bumper. $800 NO LOW BALLERS!”
1: Make a Grey Poupon joke, wait for them to sigh in frustration, then ask “That’s the car, right?”.
2: Throw open my coat to appear larger and stand still. It’ll be too confused to pursue.
3: Ask the driver why his “Quail car” looks like it just saw a ghost.
4: Rapidly and loudly quote Joe Isuzu commercials until they…
9. Your car throws a rod and leaves you stranded by the side of the road. A Bugatti Veyron pulls to a stop, and opens the door. A hand beckons you to enter. What sort of hand is it?
Here’s your missing question, Torch: “Have you ever peed on a Camry?”
7. You’re out with a friend when a yellow 1973 Volkswagen Beetle with black hood stripes stops at a traffic light in front of you. Do you:
Shout out to the Teapot Dome Scandal!! Keeping Wyoming relevant for almost 100 years now.
I got a 31.5. I guess I am about as tolerant as FWD Patriot in the snow with fresh all season (not winter) tires.
FFS China, can you at least try top copy some one successful? This is like copying off the math test of the special kid because you saw Rain Man.
Is this your way of nominating Alissa Walker for DOT Secretary?
Do you really think Jason, with no governmental experience, who applied as a joke, could really get a high-ranking position in the US government?
I for one, do not want to live in a world where Mr. OH-LOOK-AT-THIS-QUIRKY-CAR-I-WANT-TO-DRIVE-EVEN-THOUGH-THERE’S-A-REASON-IT’S-DISAPPEARED-FROM-THE-WORLD is the guy in charge of our transportation.
Reminds me of the time I applied to Jalopnik and FELT really good about that too.
The joke is going to be on you when they actually do call you back for an interview.
Rent any Jeep in Hawaii with more than 10,000 miles and it’s even worse. Everyone beats the ever-loving crap out of these in Hawaii. The tops have been taken off a hundred times (the hard tops have loose latches, the soft tops flap like a wizard’s sleeve). The alignment is beat to hell. The seats have ground in…
I was in Texas in late June for a week and half. Despite requesting a Hyundai Elentra (which i had gotten the previous trip). I was given a 2013 Camry.......in Black. With A CVT.
He hasn’t even done anything to it. It was a test car that they accidentally sold, and it’s way faster than other Mustangs, but they won’t tell him what they did to it.
I figured someone would catch that.
That’s HEDLEY