The world is ready for Kirkland’s Best Automotive. In the spirit of Eagle may I present the line up:

Boo hoo. Does somebody need a safe space?

This IS tech news...

Name as advertised. 10/10

Because cybersecurity - and laws that stem from those efforts that affect technology, like SOPA and PIPA - aren’t tech news? Please. If you want to read tech reviews, CNET is over there waiting for you like a melted vanilla ice cream.

Consumers: We want more fuel efficient cars.
Industry: Here’s a 50 mpg CRX.
Consumers: AWESOME.
Government: That’s not safe. Make it heavier.
Industry: These new cars are safe, but not very efficient.
Government: Unacceptable. Make them more efficient.
Physics: Psht. Heh.
Industry: These are safe and efficient, but not in…

Sorry, Obamacare does not cover sick burns.

Now as then, the funniest part of this add is the notion that an FCA product would make it past their warranty period, let along through an apocalypse.

Stef, did you know there was also a convertible Ka, too?

Don’t forget this classic...

Conveniently, I ran across this pic yesterday and it seems relevant

I think the price is wrong on that Astro. I’m pretty sure some chick will give you a blowjob to take it.

I took the test and I got this

Test seems accurate to me.

Simpsons did it.

Exactly. I think it also helps show them there’s a big difference between software and hardware. Software cannot solve all problems, and you can’t rev hardware every other day with the push of a button, or release it as a beta and just update later, and people are far less tolerant of a bug in their car than their…

I know right? If were going to end humanity, lets at least deliver decent beer.

Years from now, when dystopian future that we were warned about is here, and streets are littered in mangled metal, carcasses (human and robotic), we will remember that this revolution was started by some humble piss water being delivered by driverless truck.

I was gonna comment on how dumb this re-naming is, but then I remembered a certain hotel in Milwaukee: