In other words, nobody gives The Help a second thought.

Naboo’s chrome rocket ships were the far and away the best thing to come out of the prequels. Those fighters actually look halfway intelligent, and very fitting for a parade-guard force.

Bringing new meaning to “missile with a man in it”.

Did the Empire take your suggestions any better than when Hyundai spit in your face?

That is the most 1990 vehicle I’ve never seen, and now I need one. I wonder why nobody makes convertible pickups now, considering how many pickups are used purely as cars...

“Like many outside-the-auto-business designers, he saw cars of the ‘50s as too uniform, their designs too similar and without much risk taking.”

If you are planning to modify your car, ask yourself: Will this modification make my car...

I’m not saying I’d refuse this insane scrapheap as a gift or salvage, but any dollar spent to acquire it is money wasted.

I have a weird mix of reactions to an article like this.

From the way that cop ran up to her window after the second time she rammed a squad car, I have to ask what her life-expentancy in this encounter would have been if she were anything other than a middle-aged white woman.

When hipsters were in their late teens and early 20s, the thing to do was spend thousands of (their parents’) dollars on beat up fix-gear bicycles and pretend they were yardsale finds.

I’m not going to make pew-pew-laser-noises at work.

I never thought I would need a Toyota this bad. So shiny, so chrome.

“Fantasy football” sounds like Dungeons & Dragons for middle-aged ex-jocks.

This one looks so comical next to the others. The kid brother can’t believe he got invited.

Would hoon. Would hoon straight into the ground.

Why put the car in test-track camo if you’re going to release a video about it anyway?

A flogged-out import German manual diesel sedan? This might be the most Jalop car to appear on NPoCP yet! Not that I’d touch this barge with a ten foot poll.

And every time I see a Model X drive by, I’ll say, there goes someone willing to pay $50,000 to have a luxury minivan that’s Too Cool for sliding doors.

Boris Volynov and the near-disaster of Soyuz 5. Going into reentry, the service module failed to separate, sending the capsule into the atmosphere at speed but flying backwards. Volynov hung from his flight harness watching the front of the capsule slowly melt before the service module finally broke loose and sent the…