GoldenEye the movie proved that James Bond could work without a Soviet Union and kept the franchise alive. GoldenEye64 proved that first-person-shooters could work on a console (with a cartridge no less), and changed the entire videogame industry.

I bet this isn’t even connected to anything, it just turns on after a certain amount of time.

I wonder why this one doesn’t have the headlights like the old photos? Hard to even tell what you’re looking at without them, and it certainly wasn’t built that way.

Why I have never seen that before? Brilliant

A car in 2015 with a touchscreen that doesn’t consume the whole console? Actual radio knobs and A/C buttons? A Civic finally managed to make me smile.

To be EXCEEDINGLY fair to my home state, Texas is outrageous with the “Zero Tolerance” rules. In my school district, there was a good-ol-boy highschooler outright expelled, later just suspended, for having a fish paring knife in the bed of his truck.

Bomb case

Interior design by M.C. Escher.

We have met the future, and it is dorky as hell.

It does look like a cow patty, doesn’t it?

I love that there’s no attempt to section the grounds by type or era, creates fascinating contrast shots like this.

“And then there’s this asshole.” It’s even left-hand drive, awesome.

Because it wouldn’t be Jalopnik without some unprompted felating of ancient BMWs and Porsches.

That’s a great video your friend made that has everything to do with skateboarding and nothing to do with the dang Slingshot.

I can’t lie, these vented headlights look fantastic, like the final evolution of hideaways or a some weird Cord inspiration. Gotta ditch that gigantic emblem though. We get it, it’s a Benz.

This thing is cartoonish to the degree of a Pimp My Ride or Orange County Choppers creation. “So you really like bicycle racing? The steering wheel is rail thin, the interior looks like tube frames, the gauge cluser is a sport-watch, and the pedals are... uh, pedals! Shit be fly yo!”

The AutoZone and O’Reilly near my house (there’s always both) and fully staffed by incompetent boobs. At O’Reilly, I always have to tell them multiple times what I’m trying to buy and convince them that I know what car I’m buying parts for... and to actually keep their store open the full operating hours. At AutoZone,…

Most of this story sounds exactly like my own life. My highschool graduation present was a 1986 Jeep CJ-7... in 2005. It had a very storied history, and siezed up a lifting rod the first year I owned it. Over the next five years, I had to replace the radiator, flywheel, rear dif, exhaust system, every gasket, and…

But wait... If you went back in time and killed Hitler so WWII didn’t happen, would Volkswagon even exist? Checkmate Torch.

Scowling Wallaby is not a man I want to tangle with. He earned that name.