This review certainly sounds gloomy... Then I remembered Mad Max was made by the same studio that made Just Cause (2). All the “busywork” criticisms here definitely apply to JC, and yet I invested upwards of 60 hours into that game (which can probably be beaten under 10) because I just enjoyed screwing around in the…

“I can hug you nicely, I can hug you tightly, I can hug you like a bear, I can really hug you. Everything starts with physical contact. Then it can degrade, but it starts with physical contact.”

Jalop here. 8/10 would hoon.

I know these people are poor and all, but how could you not want to live in a place like this? With that view, I’d wake up smiling every day.

$390 million changed hands at Pebble Beach, how much was the economy driven by it? How many people were employed by that money? It was made entirely of fabulously wealthy people trading money and cars to other fabulously wealthy people, trotting out museum pieces just to prove they can.

Why are there no pics of this from other angles? I want to know more!

“And then there’s this asshole.”

I will never understand the mentality of people who try to make “race cars” out of Japanese sedans. I don’t care what kind of hopped up Nissan or Acura or whatever you’re starting from, if it has more than two doors, you still look like a teenager shoveling VTec into mom’s handmedown Civic.

“Perhaps some men will chime in and help us understand what’s going on from their perspective”

Same engine as my 86 CJ-7. It was underpowered in a CJ and as for the most reliable engine ever built... I called it the Albatross, because it did everything in its power to drag me into my grave.

The real question is, does it come in a ragtop?

Dig the side styling - FIRE TORPEDOS! The speed holes are a nice touch too.

Inevitable PT Cruiser comparison.

With the B-pillar arch chopped off, how do the sides keep from unfolding like a cheap taco?

Remember that this was designed for mid-80s Europeans, not 21st century Americans. Hope your butt is about ten inches wide.

I had such high hopes for this machine when it came out. I love motorcycles, but I can’t really ride them, because of screwed up inner ear balance. I ride dirt bikes, where I never have to go over 30 and there’s no cars to be hit by when I inevitably dump it.

Another day, another Jalopnik article about why the Porsche 911 is the greatest car in human history. Reading this site, you’d think there were no other cars on the road.

“Let apps use my advertising ID: This helps Microsoft present you with more personalized ads in apps.”

I’m sad that we’ll never see dashboards like this again. Look at the clean lines, the flat panels, the beveling.

Those trunk lines tho... What the hell is going on with this styling?