B+ on the bad armchair lawyer grading scale. If you’d gone over the top and invoked RICO you could have gotten an A. Too bad.

Guys, i’m starting to think that electing a reality TV star with 5 military deferments to command one of the world’s largest armed forces may not have been the best idea.

Now see, I was gonna say that kid looked familiar and post a pic of the feral kid.

Oh, you crafty little man, you! You’re quick, very quick. Never seen a man beat the snake before.

A quick fella might have a weapon under there. l’d have to pin his head to the panel.

You sure you wanna take that chance? It may not like the heat of the engine and poke around until it finds the air intake of the cabin. Then you are driving along and you feel a little tongue licking at your ankles and sliding up your paint leg. Yeah, get that out of your head.

I hope she washed her hands before resuming her regular duties.

If there is a bee in my car just leave it and get a new one.

Pretty sure peak Australia is two kangaroo’s fighting in front of a Ute

Meanwhile, in America, I call an uber if I see a spider in my car.

If you don’t know, check out VGJR. He’s my idol.

That was one of the happiest Mustangs I’ve ever seen. Frolicking right up that road, no doubt in search of a crowd.

Almost seemed like he was running an outboard!

He looked like he was having a blast out there! Haha

I wanted to drive the Green Monsterchicken until I saw the Welle Piti.

But, I thought the “girls car” segment was already covered by this:

And that he has an apple pie, baseball bat, and hot dog tattooed on his ass, because America is in the seat of his pants

He’s dragoning the hell out of that Corvette. Ray would be proud.

His secret service detail will drop every mustang owner as a potential threat

That’s gonna sell really well.

I wouldn’t trade my WRX for the GTI but it is almost startling how much better the interior of the GTI is.