the assumption is that if you do not work for tips you make millions.

Pay your bill at the front desk.

Fact: Soda takes years off your life.

That win over the Bulls was Detroit’s 12th in 15 games

I was curious about the more specific question Mr. Mervis seems to be asking: who will still be around, but will have fallen in stature enough to playing at a chicken wing cookoff? By my tally, he got four right, four maybes, and three wrong.

maybe Our Dumb President is right and the Jets really are too complicated to operate

“The Raiders are as all-in as bad football teams tired of being bad get...”

Ray Rotto is the next Shakespeare. Dude is fucking phenomenal.

Seriously. If I didn’t know better, I’d think Billy Haisley started covering football with a shitty pen name.

They also removed their Google+ post.

How come this erroneous, poorly worded statement has this many stars?

Also, Magary: Barstool, for the most part, sucks, but you don’t understand what virtue signaling means.

Whoa. Drew’s “accident” and “hospitalization” were apparently just a cover story while he was in the Weapon X program. Bring on the berserker attacks!

I’m not sure I understand the complaint here about controlling a player’s freedom of movement. If you want to argue that it sucks for a young player when he is drafted and forced to a team, that’s valid on some levels.

Billy is a terrible writer who thinks that sentences are more cogent the longer they are. That’s as far as it goes with him — an attempt to get to a more substantive center will just drive you loony. 

He did have a say in the path his career took - when he voluntarily chose to sign a 5 year contract extension with the Pelicans. And he is still going to get traded, likely to his franchise of choice, and just half a season later than he demanded. I am not sure that is a situation that requires this level of…

Color me confused as to what it is you actually want. Basically every writer on this site seems to be firmly on the side of the players over management, supportive of their desires to control their own destiny, etc. Yet somehow choosing to do a show in order to improve their public image and grow their marketability…

“One wonders if or when LeBron will ever invite a single guest whose worldview doesn’t sync perfectly with his and the audience’s he’s attempting to court.”

Yvan eht nioj! 

I've heard stories of US Mint employees double stamping quarters and taking a roll home to sell.