It’s socially acceptable to start drinking at 10am if there’s a game on.

If you have the privilege of living in a city with an Alamo Drafthouse, you’ll never go anywhere else. Mobile tickets. Reserved seating. Bar top tables. Terrific food menu. Booze. Reasonable prices. Friendly staff. No kids. Zero tolerance on talking/cell phone use. Lots of BOGO offers (including Taco Tuesdays).…

White people, amirite??!!!??

You should have gotten a screenshot with the spittle coming out of his mouth.

Nazi Shark is still #1 in my eyes

The best air freshener smell is WD-40.

Greetings from the greys. There’s a terrific video about the Berenstain Bears and the Mandela Effect from Angry Video Game Nerd, found here:

I spent about 15 minutes once actually digging into his background. It actually kind of ruined the mystique about him, because he’s just a normal white dude from the suburbs who happens to be extremely quick witted and funny.

I can’t believe I’m reading all these comments of people who think a delicious, fresh, $3 In-N-Out cheeseburger is overrated. Like, how do we get to this point in our society. The internet needs to take a break for like a month to restore some semblance of sanity.

Holy cow look at the size of the Snickers that woman is eating! Were they really that big back in the day? Big Chocolate has ruined us.

-I have no interesting stories suitable for Jeopardy. All mine start with “So we were drinking one night....” or “You know the signs at the zoo that say don’t feed the animals?”

Neither of which have anything to do with the original intent of the gesture.

The NFL has invested so heavily in blurring the lines between football and patriotism that it would be difficult to completely disassociate themselves from that connection without alienating a huge part of their fan base.

Couldn’t disagree more. This is Jerry wanting to appeal to both sides in a craven attempt to protect the Cowboys brand.

To be fair, I’m sure everyone who was booing saw the team take a knee right before the anthem and assumed they were going to continue kneeling during the entirety of it.

This still has nothing to do with his players and entirely to promote himself and the Cowboys. This gesture was his attempt at pleasing both sides of his fanbase, while also giving the middle finger to the guy who both tried to create a competing football league and told the American people to stop going to NFL games.

Ron Gant. Hit a lot of bombs with him on Ken Griffey Jr. Baseball.

He’s still working for the Tigers. I met him once and can confirm he’s still the man.

I remember Chris Berman giving him the nickname Mark “Officer” Lemke

And, to be honest with you, I give it to you raw. I don’t know no other way to give it to you — raw and uncut, I always say that.