“And again, I mean no disrespect here. We’re being unfair to them. You see, they suck and we need them to not suck. We put them in a bad spot.”

10/10 would read this story again.

I’m right there with you. Facebook’s app was destroying my battery and I stopped using it a few years ago.

Has Ben seriously never heard of the Drop Stop? I have them and they work marvelously.

Sorry to burst your bubble. Just keep telling your wife she’s the luckiest person ever and save yourself the headaches

As someone who works in the biz, I can share that your wife isn’t so much lucky as much as she’s actually just one of the few who bother entering radio station contests (especially if the tickets she’s winning are for low level shows and they’re giving away a ton of them). I remember a morning radio remote doing a…

I personally have experienced the worst year of my life. There’s a chance the world will end in 3 weeks, and they’re just killing off the good ones beforehand so we can all suffer.

It looks like it fits, the gun just needs to be lowered into his hands more.

Retelling a friend’s story: Long ago, back when the Cubs were bad, he and a friend were at Wrigley watching a washed up Greg Maddux get shellacked all game.

Best part of the story is you clarified that he was former Broncos QB John Elway.

My hot take on fixing college football: reduce the number of D1 teams down from 128 to 48. Those in the top 48 can only play each other. Eight teams across six conferences. Winner of each conference makes a playoff. Teams can be relegated, a la soccer.

I bought one of these for my wife on Prime Day this year for I think $36. It’s basically become just a powerful roku remote at this point. Certainly not the best tablet, but completely functional and a fantastic value here.

I bought one of these for my wife on Prime Day this year for I think $36. It’s basically become just a powerful roku…

I’m REALLY looking forward to the day Brandiose’s shtick runs dry. All of their work is so formulaic, yet somehow they manage to achieve what they set out to do. Annoys the shit out of me.

Hardaway was an All NBA first team and a rising superstar coming off a Finals appearance before getting injured. How is that anywhere remotely close to Bradley Beal ?

A-fucking-men, Burneko. I’m really hating all the “I’m so happy for Cubs fans” posts. The Indians were way more deserving from a general sympathy standpoint.

Ahh the Brandiose formula...

By “mediocre-ish,” did you mean “fun, up and coming, exciting and well coached Pistons? “

Fries, Ranked:

Places that charge you more so you don’t consider them fast food.