Dude, don’t even pretend you weren’t dry-humping the Clinton train for the entire election cycle.

How many people has Clinton stumped for since the 2016 campaign? I’ll give you hint: the answer begins with a “z” and ends with “ero.”

A US President doesn’t just show up “out of nowhere.”

Why would/should Sen. Sanders need Sen. Warren’s permission to run for office?

Bernie was more of a proper Democrat than Neocon Clinton.

No, there is a severe lack of garbage cans everywhere.

My Cavalier got me through high school, college, and my first job. 320,000 miles when I scrapped her.

Ah...nope.

0/10. Try to troll harder and you’ll get a higher score.

And we’ve seen UAW unionheads pulling down 7-figures for siphoning funds from FCA workers.

You are wealthy...crass, and clueless to boot.

You mean the strikes that German unions are (in)famous for?

I guess you missed the story with UAW union head siphoning funds from FCA workers and the company, huh?

And union shops aren’t?

The guilty are entitled to lawyers in this country, bub.

There’s no way that low price will cover the expenses involved.

Christ on a popsickle stick, you really are the worst blogger at Jalopnik.

Someone read that cute, anti-corporation digital toilet paper that was that article about the Ford Hunger March.

In Denmark, the whole train network between Copenhagen and Malmo was thrown into disarray for hours because one train broke down at a station. Many trains were delayed and it took about 8-10 hours for the timetables to readjust to the havoc.

Huh?