Hey, if my house was lifted off its foundation and in taters on the beach, knock yourself out.

Nothing is salvageable on this car. Absolutely nothing.

The payout for rusted, salt-encrusted cars isn’t that high. Regardless of whether the car is crushed or not.

Ah yes, the used market for flooded 4th-generation Preludes. I always try to look for the most inundated, sand-filled examples. The more sand, the better!

Was that the burger on someone’s plate that happened to be raw, dropped on the ground, and then coughed on by a leper that you smashed?

That’s...not even remotely similar.

Yes, the market for 4th-generation Prelude parts that have been buried in sand and mixed with seawater is booming right now.

That car isn’t/wasn’t going to be used for anything after being buried three-and-a-half feet in sand and then covered in salt water.

If “douchebro’s” grandma was in a casket, on the beach, during high tide, then floated out to see, then was consumed by sea creatures, I’d be willing to bet there would not be much he could do about it.

Destroyed...what exactly? A car that will never run again?

How about you feature a picture of evacuations in Florida, instead of the 2005 evacuation of New Orleans.

Uh, are driving schools banning people based on sex?

Don’t like BBQ? I’ll pack your bags for you.

Yes.

10/10

What are all of those tolls for, then?

So?

Ah, man. I miss the good ole’ days!

The Mustang I Prototype had a Ford of Europe V4 engine ;)

Wow...art imitates life...