I chuckled at your joke.

Should add: “Ones that are available to regular schmoes.”

Buff Hardcheese!

*puts on 80s ompa music + leather German BDSM-clothes + nerd glasss

Everyone was running to tell the CTR driver that those jorts were the biggest faux pas! (or whatever the German equivalent of faux pas is ;)

Couple that with the fact those 285s are dealing with a ULCC-class weight penalty, and you’ll need a tire mortgage.

Gorgeous!

There was a cat in the cabin?! Oh, that is just nuts. Cats are in no way a “service animal”.

Nuance...it works wonders!

The Euro/Weeaboos will never admit when they need to call up the US’s aeronautical industry for the good, light-weight stuff.

This new generation of M5 is going to curb-stomp the pavement with its weight...

Getrag, baby! Good ole US of A giving the Krauts a proper tranny!

I’ve been bumped from a flight because the airport and the airline neglected to mention a gate change caused by mechanical issues on a flight.

Hear, hear!

I’m saying that there is an adult way to protest, and then just setting property ablaze because you disagree with what the other side has to say.

I bet you enjoy burning down college campuses, don’t you, you big ole adult!

How about people drop the attitude of, “The rules don’t apply to me because I don’t like them!”

*comments on someone’s looks