Buick would be missed as much as Oldsmobile, Pontiac and Saturn.

There was not and never will be a good time to buy a Cavalier. That’s just a container for a check engine light.

Well, I’m glad that sport’s been cleaned up.

Nope, they politely tell you to buy from:

Just to be clear, I can still watch a video on my phone while driving, right?

Your story is much like mine. I wanted an AUDI S8 from back when the D2 version was current. Eventually my finances and a 2008 D3 S8's value crossed. Five years later I have nearly no regrets.

The Three Wankateers

You should have seen the blitzkrieg over the mustard. And then there was the sauerkraut anschluss...not to mention the gerkin assault.

I’ve never carfaxed a car I’ve sold, nor do I follow an ex on Fazebrook or Jitter. Come to think of it, when I lived in Germany, I never availed myself of the shelf on their backflush toilets to check out my “leavings.”

That red light you just blew is our number one source of revenue.

This is the closest thing to the “Homer” car from the Simpsons I’ve seen IRL.

Wahnsinn.

MD’s don’t have a union.

Assault and reckless endangerment.

The Bankrupter.

The value of Scions (Scionae? Scioninni?) will probably go down as they aren’t getting any younger; but, they may go up or remain the same. Anyway, they’ll still be Scions or whatever so who cares. Now, if they were Saturns (Saturnalia?), then you’d have something there - ringed planets!