If he avoided tax penalties with his kids, why wouldn’t he avoid them with his second wife?

He didn’t say spic he said sit. That’s what the whole argument was about

Yes definitely. Soon as he got onto the field he was kinda like “ah shit, what am I doing?” and just kind of walked over lol

Why don’t you just say “Gianna Michaels is the name of a popular porn star” ?

All of Weatherford’s mentions can be summed up by this tweet:

Reporter A: Hey did that guy just fart?

“big and lanky”... so you can probably take out Kyle Lowry, Kemba Walker, and Kyrie Irving. Kendall Marshall at 6’4” is borderline lanky so I’d leave him in

Yes let us all act politically correct. Down with SI for saying exactly what we’ve all said to our friends hundreds of times

like* Lowe

So basically Woj and Simmons will get together with somebody else Lowe, make a pay website called TheBigThree.com where Woj is the best reporter, Lowe is the numbers guy, and Simmons continually refers to himself as the “LeBron” of the website. $9.99 per month for premium

You’d rather watch curling on turf than a roller derby or american football or underwater hockey? wtf??

Holy shit, I watched that and was paying like 70% attention and still counted four balls. After what I thought was the third ball, I was like wait why didn’t he go? But I just don’t care enough to watch it again

“Lifetime” actually stands for the network who owns the rights to his biopic, The Commissioner’s List Killer.

Why is this always the excuse? It’s not like there are separate cameras for refs and for television. They have to see what we see. I refuse to believe they don’t.

Simmons wouldn't be half as bad if he wasn't on Boston's dick 24/7. By Simmons, I mean all of ESPN.

When Pedro Gomez reported that AJ Ellis had gotten into such good shape that we wouldn't even recognize him, I didn't believe it.

Whats with the ref? Is he in 8th grade too?

Stop saying "natch" it was cool in like 2011 but became so fucking tacky when every buzzfeed writer made sure to say it. Now I cringe so hard every time. Fuck.

That fucking video suggestion comes up in the worst place at the worst time