You should see what he does to the Domino's deliveryman.

True story: when Bruce Jenner appeared on the Wheaties box, the District Attorney for San Francisco sued General Mills for false advertising. In response, Bruce Jenner held a press conference to announce that he did, in fact, eat a lot of Wheaties while training for the Olympics. That ended the issue.

Not all athletes are exceptionally good looking. But some are, and look fantastic in a swimsuit. Those are the ones we like to see in SI.

Me so committed

Just don't image search for frenulum.

He's got the Eye of Fatima on the wall of his room.

If they are anything like my 87 year old grandfather's, very deflated.

I know two hookers who had a Menage a Jerrah.

A different Bruce knows this feeling all too well.

Kirk to other teams: "Beam me up"

Just awful. Someone please post the recipe so we know what to look out for.

That looks like a Telefunken-U47

Some people like as many witnesses as possible.

The real story here: you need to cut you hair in jail.

But their heirs wholeheartedly agree.

I think she is their vision of a red blooded american daughter who will soon be violated by forcing to shower with someone they'd like to pretend does not really exist.

Did you even watch the Rams game, and, if so, did a few players raising their hands while taking the field leave you feeling like someone had injected politics into your Sunday?

I don't have the heart to tell Snyder that his LA Tan look doesn't qualify as native Redskin.

Because it doesn't take much learning to learn how to drill a tooth or spot a diseased gum.