We are stardust, we are golden, we are billion year old carbon,

Sons (and daughters) often do not turn out the way their father dreamed, in many different ways. Doesn't mean his Dad doesn't love him.

"self-respecting Philadelphians" ?

Joe Biden III signed the indictment.

10% of the guys get 90% of the trim. True now, true forever.

I suspect custody is no longer an issue - the kids will be adults when she's released from jail.

A good lesson to the lazy out there - divorce the spouse you are separated from. Sure, they may be good tax reasons not to split (less so for the wealthy like the Shattucks), and lots of Catholics don't divorce because of baby Jesus, but when your ex goes and allegedly rapes someone, your marital assets may become the…

I feel like the NCAA just touched me improperly in the shower.

Either that, or she likes sex a lot, and doesn't care about legal boundaries.

Snitches get stitches.

My secretary dated Mitch Kupchak in the 70s. Said he was a one minute man - every time. She was very disappointed.

I want to live in a world where everyone is free to indulge in their urgent sexual desires without judgment.

I'm suing for infringement!

Jesus, who had just left Chicago, had to first make a stop in New Orleans.

spending time to make you own clear ice cubes is just as pretentious. From your link: "cloudy ice is weaker and melts faster than clear, pure ice." For fuck's sake.

black people who visit Africa = global killers.

Section 414 is now under quarantine for 21 days.

The "great reviews" for the sunrise light are skewed because a large number of the reviews, as noted, were given to Amazon reviewers for free - which the manufacturer supports, knowing it will yield appreciatve reviews.

The "great reviews" for the sunrise light are skewed because a large number of the reviews, as noted, were given to…

How could he tell ebony from ivory, especially when they play in perfect harmony?

And a season's just a season in a game that's just a game.