this pun will go criminally underrated.

Brutal. Even the rust has evaporated.

I think it’s along the lines of the “we’re not liable, but here’s a gesture” piece of blue painter’s tape.

The best part about this comment is the dude that took it seriously.

I think the OP was being sarcastic...

This may hurt, so be prepared, but there might be some people who make more money than you do, have a family, and tow things. 

Can you run it off the tears of Escalade owners?

He’s with the Angels, now still.

Hoon was 26.

Some certain groups see racism in every perceived slight.

Is the entire left wing of your country's politics working for the GOP? Everyone ring your Democratic representatives and ask them if they've considered winning a fucking election 

Marianne Williamsonoma

Beale the same guy attending fundraisers on his behalf by the taxi companies and later introducing legislation in their favor 5 days later? Same Beale juicing his daughter into a school out of district? Same Beale who spends the most on PR with a company headed by one of his best friends? Is this the Beale who…

Some alderman, such as Anthony Beale, aren’t going out without a fight. Beale claims the mayor’s executive order “means absolutely nothing.”

It’s you, isn’t it?

As a married man I too have a body ‘Which is Not Today on the Market’. What I’m getting at is this is not always a good thing.

The Wienermobile is technically “not on the market” and it has many advantages from a packaging perspective. But you have to buy 8 at time, so that limits your buyer pool. 

Elon said the goal of Tesla wasn’t to run a successful car company but to better the world by jumpstarting the EV industry.

Y’know, most days the Internet just makes me sad, but then someone like you comes along and redeems the it by showing that it can really be a source of knowledge and good. Declan Hackett wins the Internet!

I don’t know, my last bottle of regular old visine was half the size they used to be, and twice the price. Did they start making it with printer ink?