Bath salts! Sister love! KKK gators!

Castro shirt bad! Confederate flag shirts, hats, stickers, license plates good!

I guess you are missing the part where all three of them were being held hostage? Do you really think the guy just told her not to leave the house and she was like, sure thing, and didn’t leave and that’s all that happened? Do you think that if she had said, no, I would actually not like to stay here so I’ll be…

Cops do welfare checks, which is what happened here.

yes, but it was in Austria.

[Raises hand]

Usually about...now:

I’m going to be generous and say that sometimes you raise your kids to the best of your ability and they still end up assholes.

If you like good handling skip the Lipoma they tend to feel flabby in corners.

That is quite a misleading title. It’s like saying that the base price of a BMW 3-series is $45,000 because the 335i exists.

First customer.

Be honest - you’ve been waiting awhile to bring up the “Lube Cube” crew without it being a little weird haven’t you ;)

I’m not sure that I would step into the Lube Cube

Serves you right for not paying the tolls.

I wonder if the fan went to an usher to complain that he could Nazi the game very well.

“...a speed trap caught her going over 147 mph...”

I’d be throwing down a spike strip and boarding that bastard with a cutlass and an eyepatch.

and gluten, dairy and sugar free for no real reason

Because Bears management has no idea what they’re doing.

“Close your eyes” - yeah I’m gonna pass on the bukkake box thanks.