oh pleas. He’s only famous cause he had that hit with Rob Thomas

It sure is pretty

Let’s decode this:

“Part of what drove him to sudden stardom was his status as the greatest-ever Asian-American basketball player” Yao Ming?

When the Craigslist ad for “Hot Asian Threesome” turns out to be embellished.

Connor, blink twice if he has a gun shoved into your right kidney. Keep calm, the negotiators are on their way.

Actually, they are a bunch of selfish pricks who jeopardize other lives in pursuit of high altitude littering.

You’re not the only one who zoomed in on that chrome rim wondering if there was an interesting reflection.

Please tell me I’m not the only one who zoomed in on that chrome rim wondering if there was an interesting reflection.

Interesting reflection in that chrome wheel…

Even $kaycog cannot find a woman beautiful enough to improve the looks of the Sebring.

. . . right after she has her dislocated hip reset.

Your statement is absurd.

Dude. I watch The Price Is Right all the time on BUZZR, a free over the air TV channel 13.3 here in Los Angeles, and I trip out on the cars they give away. A Mazda 323! Renault Alliance Convertible! A CHEVETTE!!

Like when someone wins the Chevette I’m like “fuck, you lost, dude.”

That Matt finish would cost the Vikings Millens of dollars

Is that, dare I say....Shade?

I was the shadow of the waxwing slain...

Subliminal seduction?

*Fun to drive sedan not shown.

Fuel Cells