“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man”

Anyone who calls this traveling can die in a fire.

Murdering three people does tend to color how you are perceived.

Anybody else think this piece would have a totally different tone were it revealed Gronk smoked a lot of weed? We'd go from "triple murderer and significant other of the greatest girlfriend ever" to "human buddy road trip movie" in less than a second.

I saw a couple people in those pictures, so there's technically more people there already than will be in Cellular by the 3rd game.

Jeez, there's like nobody doing any constructin'. I hadn't realized IDOT won the bid.

Remember, folks. That must have been the best take.

We are judging men for looking at boobs now? I mean, if you want to go after him for talking about it on Twitter, fair game.

The missing part here is that Bernstein is quite probably the biggest jerk in all of Chicago. His deal on the radio is to shriek at callers, call everyone and everything stupid, make ridiculous opinions and verbally assault anyone who objects, and generally conduct himself as a self-loving, pseudo-intellectual…

Here it probably means spike it into the turf or something. In the U.K., do nothing with it for 90 minutes.

Edit: I blew the joke. See below.

You looked it up and realized I was correct, didn't you?

That is correct. All the people on here commenting about it are really amusing me right now.

Gotta admire the long-con.

Not the first time a Makita was in the crease in Chicago.

He went five-hole.

It should still be better than Adrian Peterson's star turn in Honey, I Whipped the Kids.

DEAR GOD, IT'S BECOMING SENTIENT

Dog Fister. Get it right closed captioning guy!

Well I do have it on good authority that Kyla is the worst, so