Don't tase me doe!

Leave the 12 year olds alone

A lot concern for the 12 year olds Deadspin was rooting for. Less concern, apparently, for the 12 year olds from surrounding leagues and from Las Vegas who got fucked over in the process.

Yeah, I'm sure the 12 year olds playing with kids from 3 towns over didn't pick up on the fact that they were stacking the deck.

That's so sweet

Like any good drunk, he waited till the day AFTER the Super Bowl to do this.

The only fair punishment would be to demote both of them, one to the Sixers and the other to the Knicks.

After "oh yeah," the undercover officer gave the signal for the arrest team to move in and arrest Anthony.

Sacramento? Vegas? Who the hell is Forbes polling? Appraisers of vacant lots?

Well, the prostitute might have a family.

Let me start by saying I had no idea that Suns swingman Gerald Green only has nine fingers

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

True. It distracted from the sophisticated humor of the fake blowjob.

Fuck off, chubby

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

This is good. +3.14

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

To be fair, he did hit what appears to be the broad side of a barn.

I loved The Wings! That was my go-to guilty pleasure series for years & some of Tony Shalhoub's finest TV work!

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.