Uber surge pricing doesn't sting as much now, does it?

Would've held onto it if he had crab claws.

It's the latter. "White" is the adjective modifying both nouns.

If he's a fit anywhere, it's the Titans. They still need a QB, and if anywhere knows how to love Cousins, it's Tennessee.

Lycos!!!!

Could've used Alta Vista.

Trestman was unable to be reached for comment as he had gone to the rec center to watch folks swim.

"so it's fair to say that Emery hitched his wagon to two wrong horses, and they pulled him apart."

Really? You REALLY can't see firing Trestman?

Why are the Bears starting Cutler again? Don't they want to see what David Fales has to offer?

...he says that head coach Marc Trestman's latest comments "put the apostrophe" on the season

Lauer: Did they come up with the wording?

This is a solid list, but you forgot the most important one - the extra long dump. With a smartphone, you can stay in there for hours..

Actually, I'm pretty sure nobody's missed more shots than Jay Cutler's kids.

They should pass a law.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

Chris Conte has an incredibly punchable face.

Because ESPN's Facebook comments section is an unmoderated hellhole that makes YouTube's comments section feel like it is inhabited by solely Nobel Prize winners.

Way to talk, internet tough guy. Go tell that to the Sabres Stanley Cup Parade Planning Committee, see how they take it.