Or they just don’t like when tennis announcers get fired for using the term “guerilla” in a completely innocuous context.

Old men give the order, young people die.

The expectations are different when you’re auditioning to be the lead character instead of just the sidekick. 

I think you can forgive people for 1) knowing less about him before and 2) not caring as much because he was just VP.

I know right?! Like, why do people care so much more about Biden’s positions now that he is running to be the most powerful person in the world than they did when he was running for a position that has almost no inherent authority?!  Crazy leftists!

You honestly think that group is big enough to sway an election? I haven’t heard anyone say that in quite awhile, myself.

“how dare Biden talk about the person he wants to run against! Now, let me talk about Hillary again."

I don’t think they are equating the two. But they are both grumpy old white men. They just needed to add Sanders and we would have a Grumpy old white men trifecta.

Most people are registered independents. I don’t think dismissing 47% of the voters as fanboys is helpful in the least.

Since Dreaded Rear Admiral can’t stand criticism or questions to his philosophy.

Look, I’m gonna fall in line and vote whoever is on the blue ticket. But, I really hope it isn’t Biden. His views just seem like they’d fit better on a campaign platform from 20 years ago, not 2019. I hope it’s going to be Warren, Bernie, or someone else with fresher ideas and an interest in the liberal part of the…

Biden: “grrrr, Trump is an embarrassment to the American people! Grrr!”
Trump: “he’s mentally slow, he’s weak. He talks about me a lot.”

They’re the party of wars, not the party of healthcare. The party of strongly and proudly (but safely and remotely) leading the patriotic troops to a foreign country to shoot and get shot. The NRA doesn’t sell bandages, after all. The importance of 9/11 was in how it gave everyone an enemy to fight. The victims are…

Oh, but that would cost money. Money that would be better spent giving sitting members of congress a raise or as a kickback for someone in the DeVos family. They can’t spend tax dollars on HEALTHCARE! If they did that people might think the GOP gives a fuck about something other than fetuses and guns.

One would think.  But look at the VA.

What was awful was watching the footage of Stewart and some of the first responders some obviously disabled with canes/wheelchairs/oxygen either being straight out turned away from House and Senate members offices or actually getting inside then having to sit there for literally hours and hours and hours and hours and…

Oh no... they just want to cheerlead, they don’t want to actually DO anything. You’re just supposed to take your pat on the back and not burden us with inconveniences like the fact that you now need medical care because of your heroism. The other issue Stewart was/is big on is the inefficiencies of the VA, where…

“That guy was good on the TV, so I’d vote for him.”