Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?

Allenby is a world-class golfer. He should be able to get out of a tough lie.

The first Turtles movie had a perfectly sound narrative with no major plotholes and leaps in logic, aside from the basic premise of nascent ooze being able to transform ordinary animals into human-sized martial artists. Really the only knock you can give to it in terms of stretching willing suspension of disbelief is…

He's done some cool stuff, but he pulls so much out of his ass. I mean it seems like everything he touches is gold, but only a tenth of what he talks about becomes reality. Everyone got excited over the Hyperloop, but it's one of the most ridiculous ideas. A mag-lev train in a vacuum tube? Lyle Lanley had the idea…

The fun part is my one friend that posted it said "the only benefit is maybe having a warm car to get into"

"That's him! That's the real killer!"

No they won't, they will be doing a feature about how coffee is bad for you, followed by a feature about how coffee is good for you.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

Jeez, I can't even clear the first temple in 20 minutes, let alone the entire game... is that what speedrunning is? Wasn't there some sort of racing mini-game in OoT?

I wish I could get into Minecraft. It seems like such a cool idea, but I just don't get it. My niece says its cause I'm old. I tell her I've been playing video games since before she was born. Then she's like well, why don't you like Minecraft then? And I'm like I DON'T KNOW. And then she says its because I'm…

You can also apply this to offers or messages that aren't from recruiters. :)

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Well you've certainly come to the right place to be judged for your personal parenting choices. Have a seat; someone will be right with you!

Tidbits of information "Java is slow to change, so it's easier to keep up with". So why does it need to update on my computer seemingly everytime I turn it on?

I see the FarCry 4 Eagle's reign of terror isn't confined to one console.

Just downloaded this, hoping they included some sort of George Costanza character.

what, no. The whole point of the holidays is to be a kid again.

Stand up for Michael Brown...by stealing a forty. I hate this element. They don't give two shits about Michael Brown or any of the bigger issues here. Instead, they chose to vandalize minority owned businesses and to loot.

On an additional note, last night over a dozen buildings were set on fire, which means dozens of people lost their business, and I surmise many don't have the appropriate insurance to cover it. So, what do you tell these folks? That it is okay to burn the place to the ground and ruin more lives because of it? …

This post had everything I look for in a great comment, promise, mystery, and disappointment.