You can also apply this to offers or messages that aren't from recruiters. :)

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Well you've certainly come to the right place to be judged for your personal parenting choices. Have a seat; someone will be right with you!

Tidbits of information "Java is slow to change, so it's easier to keep up with". So why does it need to update on my computer seemingly everytime I turn it on?

I see the FarCry 4 Eagle's reign of terror isn't confined to one console.

Just downloaded this, hoping they included some sort of George Costanza character.

what, no. The whole point of the holidays is to be a kid again.

Stand up for Michael Brown...by stealing a forty. I hate this element. They don't give two shits about Michael Brown or any of the bigger issues here. Instead, they chose to vandalize minority owned businesses and to loot.

On an additional note, last night over a dozen buildings were set on fire, which means dozens of people lost their business, and I surmise many don't have the appropriate insurance to cover it. So, what do you tell these folks? That it is okay to burn the place to the ground and ruin more lives because of it? …

Let this be a warning to all adult NFL hecklers. Stick to the ESPN.com comment section if you want to keep your caps on.

Boss: "I got some bad news guys..."

So if there's profanity/obscenity on air, the station itself is fined by the FCC, and not the individual, correct? If so, I would've cursed until the power was shut off.

The parents will be sending the kids up in weather balloons in no time.

respect

Democrats are cowards, refused to own up to their great accomplishments and ran away from the President for the past four years.

Prick an egg with a needle before boiling: this will allow trapped air in the egg to escape, giving you a perfect "egg" shape when peeling (instead of the usual flat spot). It also allows a tiny bit of water between the membrane and shell, which will make the shell super easy to remove. This works great for making…

Isn't that sweet of a gig? I disagree, sir! Working as one of the roving concessions people was one of the best jobs of my life... and that was at Padres games in Qualcomm Stadium, no less.

Are you kidding me with this? Who the fuck just has stones and rocks laying around but not a grill brush

"I have an iPhone case like this!"

This post had everything I look for in a great comment, promise, mystery, and disappointment.